The Disclaimer

Oooh how official does this page sound? Well, my good friend tells me that all websites need to have one now so mine is below. Apparently it’s a bit like the warning on a McDonald’s coffee and tea cup that states: ‘Caution your hot tea may be hot’ or words to that effect. What the hell??? The world is going mad I tell you! If I was given a tepid cup of tea I might well sue…but hot? hot!!! Maybe it’s an English thing but I like my hot tea hot. Or maybe it’s like the CDs you buy in Thailand which have ‘for listening’ clearly printed on them incase someone attempts to eat one.

Now where was I? Ah yes. Essentially I think the gist is: please do not break the law after reading my website or do yourself an injury. I’m really not sure how this might happen but I suppose it’s possible. Perhaps while reading one of my blogs you become so excited that your pinky slips off the keyboard in your rush to post a comment thereby injuring the tendons in the aforementioned finger. Or perhaps you misread something I’ve said and end up inciting a revolution in your country making you very unpopular with the previous regime and making me equally unpopular in the process. Or perhaps you simply laugh so hard that you choke on your tepid tea and are rushed to hospital with your mum shouting  ‘www.johndang.co.uk, it’s all because of www.johndang.co.uk’.

So please don’t do that. Don’t do any of those things. And please please don’t blame me if you do. Please.

Ok here is the boring stuff. As always if there’s anything I’ve missed, would someone let me know! Cheers.

John